Kayla-Sama (kaylamds) wrote in lifeexaggerated,
Kayla-Sama
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French whore?!

*Thursday Night*

ME: *puts lotion on*

MOM: LET'S GO!!11

ME: K!

ME: *opens the door to outside*

THE DOOR TO OUTSIDE: *blows my lotion smell into MOM*

MOM: *is behind me* Argh, you smell like a French whore!

ME: ..wtf?! Huh?!

MOM: You do!

ME: *goes inside to get something, then comes back out* I'm not Creole, as much as I want to be, sorry.

*later at the KINGDOM HALL*

MY SHOES: *are so teh kinky*

AUDREY: omg your shoes! Neato.

ME: If I do say so myself, they're a bit...well, the 'K' word.

AUDREY: What's the 'K' word?

ME: *whispering* Kinky.

AUDREY: *dies*

*after the meeting*

EVERYONE: *is looking at my shoes*

ME: Everyone look at my feet!

THE END: *is not yet here, I just can't remember what else I want to put down*
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