ME: *puts lotion on*
MOM: LET'S GO!!11
ME: *opens the door to outside*
THE DOOR TO OUTSIDE: *blows my lotion smell into MOM*
MOM: *is behind me* Argh, you smell like a French whore!
ME: ..wtf?! Huh?!
MOM: You do!
ME: *goes inside to get something, then comes back out* I'm not Creole, as much as I want to be, sorry.
*later at the KINGDOM HALL*
MY SHOES: *are so teh kinky*
AUDREY: omg your shoes! Neato.
ME: If I do say so myself, they're a bit...well, the 'K' word.
AUDREY: What's the 'K' word?
ME: *whispering* Kinky.
*after the meeting*
EVERYONE: *is looking at my shoes*
ME: Everyone look at my feet!
THE END: *is not yet here, I just can't remember what else I want to put down*