sara (deviatesellen) wrote in lifeexaggerated,
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OIL AND GRASS.

K = So why is oil a good symbol of Confirmation?

Sara = Because we start wars in the Middle East over it, just like Christianity?

Kim = Because it kills little otters and fishes and things in the ocean?

Sara = Because it makes gasoline, which runs cars, which are most slowly killing the ozone layer, causing the APOCALYPSE. There's an APOCALYPSE IN THE BIBLE, TOO!!!!!111

K= ...because it makes fire and it's important. You wouldn't pick...grass or something like that to symbolize the Holy Spirit, now would you?

Kim = Yes. I would.

Sara = Grass feeds grazing animals, which feed us. I think we'd be pretty screwed without the grass.
K = THAT'S IMPROPER LANGUAGE.

Zach = Hey, people always say the grass is greener on the other side, right? SO THE GRASS IS IMPORTANT.

...Catholic school love. Seriously.
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