Durka? (shada_aka_apm) wrote in lifeexaggerated,
Durka?
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MOM: *rambles on about the uses of the old timey douche bag*

ME: ....oh good god.

MOM: MY GRANNY SHOVED ONE UP HER BUTT, TOO!

ME: ...oh fie.

MOM: It wasn't even a douche bag it was just a hose. Oh, it hurts just to remember that.

ME: ...oh spite.
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