sara (deviatesellen) wrote in lifeexaggerated,
sara
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First post, please feel free to stone me.

Everybody at Dojo - *partners with somebody else while Sara is getting shinguards on*
Sara - *is 5'5, yet feels very, very, very small*
Guy - *kicks*
Sara - Well, shit. *mentally counts how many bruises will form*
Sadistic Coach/Sensei Brian - Kick her harder! Sara's tough, she can handle it!
Sara - >______>, ;______;, @______@ *feels rage at coach*
Guy - *kicks so very hard*
Sara - *feels more intense rage and pain* I hate life.
Guy - Your turn.
Sara - *is very focused on intense feelings of REVENGE*
Guy - *is kicked to death and dies* X___X
Sara -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I MUST POST THIS ON MY LJ. *is evil and promptly takes over world*
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