Kayla-Sama (kaylamds) wrote in lifeexaggerated,
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Yes, Alexander was gay!

Mom and I: *watching Alexander the Great*

Mom: ...Is that a guy dancing?

Me: Is it a guy dancing exotically in little more than rags covering his privates? Yes. Alexander was gay.

Mom: Alexander was gay? The Alexander? Alexander the Great? Was gay?

Me: Uh, yes.

Mom: That's just...I...*mumbles incoherently*

*a little later*

Sean: What's gay?

Mom: It's when a guy likes another guy and doesn't want to marry a girl.

Me: *vexed and annoyed* Sean, get out. Now.
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