MEH: *gets up early enough and is actually on tip this morning*
THE BUS: *is evil and ghetto and has already left*
MEH: I ATE YOU LOT ANYWAY!
TEH MUM: Sigh. *scrapes car windows*
MEH: *feels the utmost of guilt*
MY PERIOD: *is the only thing that decides to come today*
NO ONE: *wanted to hear about that*